I took Mrs. Dalloway to Ashby de la Zouch Museum this morning - not the woman, but our Penguin copy of Virginia Woolf's novel. I am having to clear space for my steady purchase of the Crime-Book Society's "Pocket" Library paperbacks. One paperback 'in', therefore one paperback 'out'. That's now our 'house rule'. I'd never read Woolf's novel, yet it had been on the shelves since the 1980s. Tucked inside the back cover was an article by Philip Hensher from The Daily Telegraph of Friday, 24th January 2003. It had a hyperbolic strapline: Few authors make one want to vomit: Virginia Woolf does.
Virginia Woolf (1882-1941)
Now, one shouldn't speak ill of the dead, but Hensher makes a pretty good stab at it. I am going to quote his article in some detail, mainly because I know exactly what he is on about!
It is hard to escape the conclusion that Woolf's novels are responsible for putting more people off modern literature than anything else. In many ways, they are truly terrible novels: inept, ugly, fatuous, badly written and revoltingly self-indulgent...the idiotic The Waves, for instance, in which six incredibly uninteresting people engage in interminable and ludicrously over-written monologues, interrupted from time to time by fey prose-poems about the sun rising over the sea, or something. Orlando, an unstoppably arch fantasy about someone living for ever...is one of very few works of literature than can actually make the reader want to vomit. Well, there you go! Actually, where Hensher goes next is really the point of this Blog.
To the Lighthouse is about an enormous house-party in the Hebrides, and crucially about the question of whether a trip will be undertaken to the lighthouse the next day. Halfway through the novel, a long stretch of time passes in a few pages, during which the hostess of the party, Mrs Ramsay, is killed off in half a sentence. In the last section of the novel, some of the characters return to the house and actually go to the lighthouse...the great problem with To the Lighthouse is that Woolf is completely incapable of imbuing any of her characters with any kind of memorable life...About the world, and about human motivation [Woolf] obviously knows almost nothing...famously, poisonously snobbish - "How I hated marrying a Jew", she wrote once - she is led by this to say the most preposterous things. "Possibly the greatest good requires the existence of a slave class".
But the single worst thing about her books is how badly written they are. They were published by Woolf herself, without any editorial intervention, and it shows.
Back to To the Lighthouse and my interest in the above piece. I suffered the dreadful book studying for my 'A' Level English Literature course. I thoroughly enjoyed the two years spent in the Sixth Form, reading, reading, reading (well, and other things). I could never decide which subject I enjoyed most - English or History. I eventually chose to study History at university as I thought I lacked the imagination for English. Paper IV was The Novel. I adored Barchester Towers, thoroughly enjoyed Hard Times, Wuthering Heights, Tess of the D'Urbervilles (though I preferred reading The Woodlanders) and Room with a View; was pleased we decided not to study stuffy Henry James's The Portrait of a Lady' and absolutely hated reading To the Lighthouse. I remember saying to the boy next to me - "I wish they would get to the bloody lighthouse". Luckily, one didn't have to write about it in the ensuing exam. The result was I have never read another Woolf novel to this day. How Mrs Dalloway got into my Library I really have no idea - perhaps she was a companion of my wife. Anyway, it has gone to the local museum's secondhand book sales. I have retained the only other Woolf novel on the shelves - out of a perverse sort of nostalgia. It is, of course, To the Lighthouse. I must make sure I dust it occasionally.
